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Interview with the Director

The uncut, complete interview.

REPORTER: So...

AgentSeethroo: So?

REPORTER: Sorry, just straightening up my notes...

AgentSeethroo: No problem...I'll wait.

REPORTER: I'm a little nervous, this is my first interview..

AgentSeethroo: Don't worry about it! It's easy. Look, I'll show you! Let me interview you!

REPORTER: Ok?

AgentSeethroo: Mr. REPORTER, are you an evil leprechaun?

REPORTER: uhh...no, what kind of ques- <gets interrupted>

AgentSeethroo: <interrupts> Don't dodge the question Mr. REPORTER, my sources are VERY reliable.

REPORTER: This is supposed to make me more relaxed?

AgentSeethroo: I'm asking the questions here.

REPORTER: Oh. Sorry.

AgentSeethroo: Ok, so my notes say that you're married. How's married life treatin' ya?

REPORTER: um...those notes say that you're married...they're my notes...

AgentSeethroo: <looking down at notes> Right. So they are...

REPORTER: Ok so...it's my turn now right?

AgentSeethroo: You're feeling better now?

REPORTER: Sure, whatever, let's just get this over with.

AgentSeethroo: That's the spirit!

REPORTER: Mr. Seethroo, what was your inspiration throughout the production of this film?

AgentSeethroo: Aw, crap, your time's up, I have another interview in 2 minutes!

REPORTER: Of...course...you do. Thank you for your time...

AgentSeethroo: No, thank you! <gets up and walks out>

REPORTER: Putz.

[NOTE]: Special thanks go to Jweb Guru News Network's Mr. REPORTER for enduring this interview.